Alcoholics Anonymous 

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.

Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.

Alcoholics Anonymous by cornholio October 13, 2003

alcohol 

Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.

see religion pot tobacco heroin

Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.

Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.

alcohol

alcohol by DEATHTOCAPITALISM January 23, 2007

alcohol delusion 

the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!

-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)

the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!

give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!

judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!

alcohol delusion by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

Alcohol 

A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars.

Alcohol has intoxicating effects on certain carbon-based life forms.

Alcohol by Encyclopedia Galactica December 28, 2005

Alcoholism 

Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.

Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.

Alcoholism by Zebo_4sho July 4, 2009

Rubbing Alcohol

The More Painful Alternative To The Band-Aid

Don't You DARE Try To Hurt Me With That Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol!

Rubbing Alcohol by Eevee35 June 27, 2014

Alcohol 

A common substance to help white people with dance.

Raquisha: "Damn, that white girl can sure dance"
Barbeesha: "Yeah, she must have drank some alcohol...."

Alcohol by @ItsMawFuckingMJ January 25, 2012