The Karl Jobst Theorem

The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.

Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.

The Karl Jobst Theorem by prokymannpron May 25, 2021

Hot Karl (wet and dry version) 

we all know what a Hot Karl is, but is also good to know that there are 2 variations, the DRY one (when you shit a dry turd in the sock to hit someone´s face) and the WET one, when the sock is filled with a nasty diharrea, the first one ends up beeing more humane in the sense that you get hit in the face with a smelly hard turd, the second one will leave a mark.

I wanted to give that dude a hot karl but i forgot I had diharrea, I did it anyways, now that i think about it I dont think he deserved a Wet hot karl. Hot Karl (wet and dry version)

Hot Karl (wet and dry version) by P. Burns May 20, 2022

Amanda Karl 

A descendent of Karl Marx, seeks to implement an authoritarian regime in the United States where bananas are not allowed to be kept in the fridge at all. A pioneer in the field of gaslightology—is said to have lobbied the American Congress to implement the ideology "Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlboss" into legal practice.

Amanda Karl just won an election in Omaha, I voted for her!

Amanda Karl by fatflexer2000 October 27, 2022

Doing a Karl 

To do a Karl is to be the dirtiest kind of homosexual sexual predator, but in a cute, somewhat meaty sense.

"Man, that guy is totally doing a Karl, he's touching the barman up with his beefy hands."

Doing a Karl by Vonatello April 6, 2008

the nourishing karl

When you are hitting it from behind and you feed your lover cheese puffs.

"I was horny and in the mood for a snack, but thankfully my lover pulled the nourishing Karl out of his bag of tricks!"

the nourishing karl by Karlito grande June 27, 2019

HOT KARL 

the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.

Joe gave Jane a hot Karl leaving 3rd degree burns on her neck and face

HOT KARL by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012

Boiling Karl 

Related to a hot karl.

Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.

"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"

"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."

Boiling Karl by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008