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smell yer maw 

To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum
*puts fingers up too his friends face*

"Smell yer maw !"

mum your mom fingerbast poke vagina
smell yer maw by Yolttttt July 23, 2015

The Smell of Old Books 

This term is used by a category of people who have the best interest at heart but are terribly pretentious. They usually like to use it to show you how much they love to read. These people also like to say that they enjoy Fall, because it is perfect "sweater weather" and they can curl up on the couch and read whilst drinking herbal tea. Favorite movies of this category include "Rent" and "Across the Universe." Favorite music includes light alternative rock and classical. These people can sometimes be mistaken for "hipsters", but they are not because they neither smoke nor drink. You can often spot these people at museums of modern art quietly discussing the deeper meaning of a hammer glued to a toilet with pink water. These people also enjoy having deep conversations, which help them to show off their vast knowledge. They also love Jane Austen novels. These people are usually females who are often mistaken for lesbians due to their disinterest in sexual relationships until age 30. These people dream of attending college in Cambridge or Oxford due to their lifelong love of anything English.
(At the library)
Lucy: I just LOVE the smell of old books! Don't you?
Jim: Indeed. Wonderful sweater-weather by the way, isn't it?
Lucy: Yes, it is. I REALLY feel like some Chai tea.
Jim: Yes, sounds lovely.
An endearment term for one's sister, brother, or friend. Or when someone has a horrible odor.
Eww, did you come from gym class? You smell.

Hey, sis. You smell.
You smell by poiface32 January 16, 2018

sellin' chiclets 

The act of quitting your mother fucking job and moving to mexico to sell cheap ass shit to tourists.
I'm going to quit this fucking job and start sellin' chiclets on the beach with my bitch.
sellin' chiclets by A-to-the-K February 18, 2009

selling pudding pops 

It's when you are under the influence of either alcohol or drugs and start to sound like bill cosby when he sells pudding pops ( slurring words, sounding inebriated)
Janet was so drunk last night everytime she spoke she sounded like she was selling pudding pops.

make smell 

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
dood1: "did you make smell again? my god, i think the radiation is giving me a tan."

dood2: "yes. here's some spf 50 - apply liberally."