michelobe 

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.

Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.

michelobe by QuacksO August 31, 2019

MichelJimmy 

something that will never happen

MichelJimmy is your nephew!

MichelJimmy by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 21, 2020

michelow 

Michelow is the surname of the sexiest family to ever live, all Michelow’s are very good in bed and have the biggest penis’s, you are lucky if you have a Michelow in you life.

Girl : omg Dan Michelow is so sexy.
Boy : I would be gay just for him

michelow by Mike jarvin March 29, 2021

mitchxll

a very cool youtuber, very good at mossing in roblox football, also a top de in ff history. All around a great player and dude to hang around.

Yo... is that Mitchxll in a public?!

mitchxll by itz shatter is shit May 10, 2021

Michelob mush 

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.

I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!

Michelob mush by Harry pubes July 24, 2021

miichelleinnit

a mcyt/dream smp TikTok member that died back in March. o7.

Person1: have you heard of miichelleinnit? he died.
Person2: oh yes, o7!

miichelleinnit by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021

michelie 

very strong woman who has been through all of her problems. she was never prepared for half of what she went through but she always got through it, she always will.

michelie is a strong woman and she will get what’s the best for her

michelie by aspynkey November 23, 2021