Swiss lawn mower 

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

Swiss lawn mower by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Blood Lawn 

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)

We're seeing a blood lawn today

Blood Lawn by Connor rim December 19, 2018

taiwanese lawn mower 

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.

Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

taiwanese lawn mower by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019

Arse Lawn 

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

Arse Lawn by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

American Lawn mower 

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

American Lawn mower by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

Sylvan Lawn 

Sylvan Lawn can mow my Lawn cause they're retarded nigers

That Sylvan Lawn should just shut up

Sylvan Lawn by Loch negar November 23, 2021

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

cheap lawn chair by Partsdriver July 19, 2022