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hyper in the diaper 

a condition where someone is so antsy, agitated and keyed up that (s)he gets so hyper as to fill the diaper, that is, to "shit your pants".
1. Listen to that stupid talk radio host! He's got another category of people this week he's telling lies about! He's getting hyper in the diaper again and he wants his followers to feel that way too and start a witch hunt. Someone needs to shut this stupid loudmouth up.

2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!

3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!
Those who choose to not only double dip, but sometimes triple and quadruple dip as well.
(Sheryl) "Really Dave? I just saw you dip that chip at least 3 times!"
(Dave) "Yeah?"
(Sheryl) "...I don't share with dippers."

*Sheryl leaves infuriated*
dippers by tldrplz June 17, 2011

Diaper Booty 

A phrase one says when a flat-assed female walks by.
Aaron: Ay bra she fine ass hell

Parker: Naw bra she got a Diaper Booty
Diaper Booty by Granddaddypappi November 27, 2013

diaper soaked

After I shot my load on my girl, her brown eye was diaper soaked by my man milk.
diaper soaked by trevor Boone August 6, 2007

chin diaper 

When a guy has a beard that just covers his chin and it doesn't look good.
Dude, that guy has a chin diaper to rival Lance Bass. I don't want to make out with that!
chin diaper by scaredkitty December 15, 2011