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Snapping Turtle Puss 

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".
I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.
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Sticky Slapping 

cumming on your hand slapping the girl twice, then slapping her with your dick
Dude, look Jordan is sticky slapping Catherine!!

get to stepping 

telling some one to get out of your life for ever

Snapping One Off 

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.
Snapping One Off by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

stepping on a duck 

the fart that comes out making a "QUACK" noise
ummm hortense? did u step on a duck?
no... it was yo momma!
stepping on a duck by Neo December 25, 2003

slapping my mom 

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?
my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!

Stapping 

The act of changing a friend and/or roomate's computer background to a picture of a wet Scott Stapp.
"Dude, I'm stapping Chris' computer once he leaves for class."
Stapping by Creed Sucks February 1, 2009