crane camping

What faggot ass noob cops do on a San An multiplayer (SA:MP)cops and robber server. noncops can sell certain cars for money at a red checkpoint by the crane, cops sit there all fucking day and dish out tickets to the noncop players. crane camping cops are the scum of SA:MP. I mean really, how much god damn fun can it be sitting around at a fucking checkpoint typing /tk and gaining a point.

Sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.

dipshit cop: DUR IM TKING PEOPLE LOL I ROX MY POINTS R SO HIGH I GOT LEVEL 5 AND I GOT 2500 BUCKS LOL CRANE CAMPING PWNS.

noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid cunt and do your motherfucking job.

dipshit cop: HEY SCREW U NOOB I EM ENFORCING THE LAWS

noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn't, now enjoy my shotgun shells as they enter into your back and kill you.

dipshit cop: DM DM DEATHMATCHING NOOB

noncop: stfu you stupid Kibax, you got pwnt.

crane camping by policejihad January 20, 2008

Harold Camping 

Where you tell everyone you're going on a really awesome camping trip that never happens.

Dude! How was Bonnarroo?" "Got arrested on the way down, ended up just Harold Camping.

Harold Camping by drunkmelgibson September 23, 2011

camping

A time in which one does not shit for an extended period of time, such as two or more days. Because we all know one thing that does not happen while actually camping in nature, and this action is shitting.

Chad: I went camping all weekend.
Helen: Oh, i absolutely hate when i have to go camping.
Chad: Yeah, not crapping for a while sucks.
Helen: I agree.

camping by Clyfford September 13, 2007

urban camping 

1. To camp in front of a building in an urban area. Usually to get tickets to a concert or new movie.

2. To do the above just to annoy someone.

1. I had to go urban camping to get into that Hilary Duff concert.

2. I went urban camping in front of the K-Mart when they wouldn't let me return a opened CD-ROM.

urban camping by HDR February 4, 2004

camping

Camping is when you go to the forest with your family/friends and go back to the basics, however you don't want to go cause it's lame.

"I hate that shit. i've been camping before, it's fucking pathetic. this is 2014 if you aren't in afganistan fighting in the war, go sleep in a fucking house."

camping by Brant Sativa69 June 23, 2014

cumming

when a girl has their period they are cumming.

"Are any of you cumming?"

cumming by bitttcccchhhhh swallow February 4, 2008

Camping

Camping is the act of waiting in some sort of hiding spot in a online multiplayer game and killing people as they come by. Usually results in a high kill score and low death score. Most used in call of duty 4.

OMG, that n00b was camping in the alley and pwned me!

Camping by MAJORpizzayne February 18, 2008