Clyfford's definitions

camping

A time in which one does not shit for an extended period of time, such as two or more days. Because we all know one thing that does not happen while actually camping in nature, and this action is shitting.

Chad: I went camping all weekend.
Helen: Oh, i absolutely hate when i have to go camping.
Chad: Yeah, not crapping for a while sucks.
Helen: I agree.

by Clyfford September 13, 2007