canadian baseball

The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.

"Dude my hockey stick broke. What else is there to do?"
"We could play some Canadian Baseball."

by jmnan76 March 24, 2010

Lacrosse vs. Baseball

Lacrosse is much bette then freakin baseball because baseball takes no freakin skill and you cant have flo or have any bros

basesball cant even play in the drizzle
lax plays in freakin anything

the objective of baseball is to be safe at home.

"Lacrosse vs. Baseball" is a topic brought up by basball players who freakin arigent dumb idiots

by lax bro chill April 28, 2010

Therapeutic Baseball Bat

A special Baseball Bat that can be used to solve any problem in any situation. The mob first invented this amazing tool years ago when they were having financial troubles. It helped them and it can help you.

The Therapeutic Baseball Bat; an amazing tool that can solve any problem. Annoying sibling, animal, boss, mother-in-law or ex-wife? Not anymore, guaranteed to fix all your problems or one can be used to fix you!

Wow Joe, you're right! After liberal application of your Therapeutic Baseball Bat, my mom shut up, my ex wife is gone and my boss is giving me a raise!

by Zanasabitch October 19, 2010

Mexican Baseball

A weed smoking game in which you take a hit and hold it in your lungs until the piece is passed back to you. This game is often difficult, and very harsh on your lungs

That mexican baseball will kill your lungs

by Lord of Swagger November 29, 2012

4 man baseball

4 man baseball is a sport invented by Drew Canfield. He created it in his backyard when he didnt have enough people to play a real baseball game.

Im going to play 4 man baseball with my friends.

by Dude2113 October 12, 2020

big-bat baseball

big-bat baseball is when a small group of friends or just people play baseball but with twisted rules. these rules include pitchers mound to home or 1st base... force out to 2nd or 3rd... depeneding on players 2-3 outs, the pitch count will go up to 8 balls and 3 strikes, also u do not use regulation size field u use wut ever looks pretty good distance, equipment includes a mark mcgwire vortex bat and a tennis ball, homeruns are past the fire hydrant and if it bounces onuce and then goes psat it is a triple bounces more then once n goes past = double. when running bases the player must stop when the pitcher gets it (not completly just dont keeping running bases). last rule have fun and remember jeff is a good comment 8D

hey joe wanna play big-bat baseball?
big bat baseball is awesome

by not jeff for sure August 20, 2006

Major League Baseball

noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.

man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?

man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.

by tedsghost August 8, 2008