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Emma Hanson 

Emma is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and might never meet another like her. She always finds a way to make you smile and if you get close to her, you won’t be able to get her out of your mind. (If you’re a boy) If you screw things up and wait to be in a relationship with her, you might screw up her chances with her, unless she really cares. She really is beautiful and you are one of the luckiest people because you met her.
Girl 1: Damn, I wish I was Emma Hanson.
Girl 2: I know! Damn, she is the luckiest girl alive. She is so lucky to be so beautiful and I’m sure she won’t have trouble finding a boyfriend.
Girl 1: Me too. Damn, I wish I was that beautiful.
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kurt hansen

random chick: yo kurt hansen's hot
me: dude wtf man
kurt hansen by girllover102 March 4, 2022

Lloyd Hansen 

Lila: "I'm so excited for The Gray Man to come out"
Amelia: "Me too! Chris Evans as Lloyd Hansen does something to me"
Lila: "It's definitely the mustache"
Lloyd Hansen by isabelle222 May 13, 2022

Hanson's law 

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.
Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."
Hanson's law by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005
In golf, reaching the green in regulation followed by 4 putts to complete the hole.
On the 5th hole, Joe reached the green in 2 shots, then putted off the green and pulled a Hanson for a score of double bogey.
Hanson by da fellas November 15, 2011

Hanshin Tigers 

A shit baseball team based in the suburb of Osaka, Japan. More choke jobs than any baseball fan in the world can count. 50% of their fans are hooligans, while the other 50% are wannabe hooligans/bandwagon fans who only jump in on the very rare occasion when they have a good season.

In other words, they're the Japanese baseball's answer to the Chicago Cubs.
History of the Hanshin Tigers: Countless years of horrible baseball, with the only bright moment coming in 1985 when they won their only Japan Series title. They had a chance to win another in 2003, but choked away a 3-2 lead to the Daiei Hawks.
Hanshin Tigers by KRHimself June 10, 2006