Mostly Harmless Racial Slang For a person (Most of the time caucasian) Who Thinks,Acts,Dresses And Immitates a latino...or beaner ..but is indeed of a different race.
"whoah ...look at the tiny white girl in the J-Lopants"
While having sexual intercourse and stuffing ones penis up a girls ass, become forceful and start shoving baked beans down her throat. If done properly, she farts while you pump her ass.
A beaner that is able to steal anything without being caught. They also can do all of the jobs normal beaners do, however they are much better than average beaners. They are illegal immigrants from Mexico, but they are never caught.
My ipod, cellphone, car, house keys, computer, porn magazines, dildo, and vibrater were stolen by a pro beaner in one minute.
1. A white person who has out drank a Mexican at their own party and is now excepted into that Mexicans family making them an official beaner who isn't deported and can freely cross over the boarder to visit there Mexican brothers and sisters.
2. A white person who is so loco they are accepted by Mexicans as one of there own.
Loco Beaner: "Hey essay what is that kracker doing here."
Beaner: "That's no kracker that's Dirt hes'a Super Beaner."
Loco Beaner: "Oh I need to hang with him then screw u essay."