Tumblr Girl

It is used to describe a contemporary princess. When you see pictures of her, it invokes a lot of feelings of want. If you do have a relationship with her, it may be one-sided due to the nature of her virtual presence. She is someone you can imagine being your virtual girlfriend.

Credits to G-Eazy and his lyricist for clarifying this identity.

a millennial business card? check out her tumblr.

if she's cute and funny she might be a tumblr girl

Tumblr Girl by ilikefruitsandcheese December 18, 2017

Tumblr Wars 

(Noun)- the act of leaving mildly inappropriate and wildly unrelated pictures, gifs or anything interesting/funny from the internet in obscure facebook locations. Pictures and gifs do not necessarily have to come from Tumblr, but the plethora of useless and fascinating images from Tumblr make it the perfect source of arsenal for a Tumblr war. These wars can involve two or more face-book friends, and they begin when one posts an unrelated image. All subsequent postings must be more ridiculous and unrelated the previous ones and the war ends when the players are satisfied with the amount of random crap smeared on someone's page.

Example 1: The TUMBLR WARS started when I left a gif of charlie sheen dancing to dub-step under my best friend's profile picture. So my friend posted a picture of a pink poodle dressed as a clown and other friend posted a picture of a half naked hairy drunk man.

Example 2: I posted a status about my dead grandmother so of course my best friend started a TUMBLR WARS- posting ten pictures of sponge-bob under the status.

Tumblr Wars by Zoya Sauce. March 18, 2011

Tumblr Witches 

An elite group of witches, some part of the pagan community and some not, who use their tumblr blogs to denounce fictitious information and call pagans/witches out on their BS.

They often fight against various kinds of oppression (be it racism, heterosexism, shaming, etc...) present in the pagan/witchy community.
In addition to that, they are fountains of knowledge in their craft and many admire and learn from them.

witch 1: Did you see that blogger who posted saying how Satanists weren't pagan?

witch 2: Yeah! I loved how the Tumblr Witches corrected them with their awesome sass!

witch 1: I know! I can't believe it's still being debated!

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witch 1: I had this problem with this abusive spirit. It was really scary!

witch 2: Oh no! What did you do about it?

witch 3: Well I've never really worked with spirits so I asked the Tumblr Witches for advice, and they helped out. I'm so grateful for them!

Tumblr Witches by happyheretic February 12, 2013

Tumblr Famous 

A person who has 2,000,000,000,000 followers on tumblr, gets 1,000 asks daily and is just perfect and flawless. You can't help but love them.

Lillie Caroline (a.k.a. prettygirls-lie) is so tumblr famous it hurts.

Tumblr Famous by prophet22 August 23, 2012

Tumblr Orgy 

when two or more people who know each other in real life and on the blogging platform Tumblr decide to get online at the same time and blog together while chatting through another internet platform or texts.

C: Hey, are you gonna have internet tonight?
A: Yeah, why?
C: Let's go be hipsters and have a Tumblr Orgy.

Tumblr Orgy by litwit January 16, 2011

Tumblr Lesbian 

Jade is a tumblr lesbain

She's antisocial and spends all her time on tumblr, she must be a tumblr lesbian

Tumblr Lesbian by Zeroorezo May 10, 2018

Tumblr Girl

A "Tumblr Girl" is simply a girl who wants to be perfect, not them self. She pretends she doesn't care that she is being used, then the feeling of am I loved kicks in and tears them apart. They start to cry, smoke, do drugs, drink, forget things. They post pics that look like they are happy as ever, when in reality they are miserable. They are seen as selfish and bitchy, but that's not them. They use aesthetics as almost like a cover up, or some sort. Bottom line: it's just a sad, broken, empty girl going after the wrong things as comfort.

'Cause I'm in love with these Tumblr girls, with skinny waists and drug habits
Pretty faces love status, she acts as if she's the baddest
Man I swear she's just like tons of girls, she expects the free drinks
And I'm successful she thinks, always comes around when weed stinks
We fuck off and on, off and on, only ever really fuck off and on
Never see her these days cause I'm often gone - G-Easy

Tumblr Girl by Slatygirl June 27, 2018