BMW rider 

Pfffft, check this idiot out... he probably rides either A) A Harley or B) A crotch rocket. There is no good reason to not ride a BMW. For instance, to answer the question, heated seats and grips are required when you ride in Midwest falls and winters, and hard luggage for when it rains. BMWs are on the road rain or shine - not like sissy rocket ricers who have to wait for perfect weather to uncover their bike. Harleys are just as awesome as Beamers unless you want your engine to rattle off the frame every week and want to schedule a tune up every month.

Get a BMW K12LT, K12GT, or R12RT and actually ENJOY owning your bike like all the other BMW riders.

BMW rider by BMW Guy September 11, 2006

BMW M5 

A German sedan that is capable of leaving any japanese rice trash in its dust.

"The M5 just blew the doors off that pathetic honda civic."

BMW M5 by turbine April 14, 2004

Bmw driver 

Someone who is absolutely shit at driving and only pisses other drivers off.

Yo dude its a bmw driver watch out
I know man look at the make its self explanatory

Bmw driver by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 28, 2016

BMW M3 

A car that no other can compare to. The Luxury of BMWs and the speed the exceeds that of a Corvette.

My BMW M3 is better than your Benz.

BMW M3 by Ryan March 18, 2003

bmw m3 

BMW's m3 is part of BMW's Tuner series which also consist of BMW's 3 series (325i, 335i, ect.) The 06' model of the m3 is most popular being that its fast, LOOKS GREAT, and has MANY aftermarket parts such as Body Kits (BMW E-46 GTR (Flossman) Full Wide Body Kit) which is also the most popular body kit for this car

the BMW m3 is perfect for tuner freaks!

bmw m3 by er!k harris January 12, 2008

bmw driver syndrome 

When a certain type of mae purchases a BMW motor vehicle an they somehow seem to think they're suddenly better than every other motorist. They cause much discomfort and anger amongst other drivers.

Paul: What's this? He just cut me up!

Susanne: Darling, you're forgetting that he is driving a BMW.

Paul: bmw driver syndrome strikes again, what a twat!

bmw driver syndrome by greavsie458 March 19, 2011

BMW Moment 

BMW-Standing for BOY MEETS WORLD- a show from the late 1990's, with overdone/dramatic moments. A BMW moment is said when a person overreacts to something small.

Tina-"Where is my hairbrush?"
Jorge-"Oh I left it outside"
Tina-"OKAY. NOT ONLY DID YOU USE IT WITHOUT ASKING, BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT IT BACK, WHAT IF YOU WERENT HERE?? WHAT WOULD'VE I HAVE DONE? I WOULD HAVE NEVER OF FOUND IT, EVER, AND MY HAIR WOULD FOREVER ME TANGLED"
Jorge-"...omg Tina...BMW moment much?"

BMW Moment by Shypix February 23, 2009