Sneako chair 

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair

Every hotel got that sneako chair.

Sneako chair by 36368876 March 19, 2023

Snake your buddy 

To betray a friend's trust, often over a dating partner.

Ben Dover sure got shafted by his pal over a girl he fancied, l guess some devil said to snake your buddy!

Snake your buddy by I, Wreckerrr August 23, 2020

Grub Snake 

A name that is commonly used by the popular youtube commentator xcalizorz(Bruce) to describe a penis

Jensen has an augmented metallic grub snake.

Grub Snake by Marcus Junius Brutus October 25, 2011

snake hours 

The window of time in which native snakes are highly active in coastal regions of Australia, wherein an unofficial curfew is implemented to curb the increasing trend of snake bite mortality.

The commonly accepted hours of snake dominance are from 3am to 7am Australian Eastern Standard time, and 3am to 6am during daylight savings in all regions apart from far North Queensland where hours of activity are extended by an hour.

"Hey Tom, are you coming to Nick's birthday on Saturday?"

"Sure, but I'll have to leave early so that I can make it home before snake hours."

snake hours by PaulTheGOAT September 10, 2019

Fake Sneaker 

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

Fake Sneaker by herewen April 12, 2022

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

Sneaker by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Snake-job

While performing fellatio, the fellatrix hyper-extends or dislocates the jaw so as to engulf the exceptionally large member of the fellatee – in the same manner a python is able to trap and swallow an entire goat or adult pig.

Tom: ‘I went out for drinks with that cougar, Sharon, last night and she gave me the best snake-job I’ve had all week.’
Floyd: ‘If she was nib-nobblin on you, it was no snake-job - just a search party.’

Tony (the Pony):’Shee-it, Bro, after washin’ the dog with yo’ girl last evenin’, she proceeded to present me with the sweetest snake-job, ever - as nothin’ else will suffice with my Alabama king snake.’
Chris: ‘Homes – you gots to stop doin’ so much ‘E’, it be messin’ with yo’ head. That ain’t my girl, dat was yo’ sistah.’

Andrew: ‘Comrade, I’ve watched “Iron Man V” twelve times and would like to test my theory that lubrication effects may negate the no-slip condition at the boundary by initiating a snake-job on your Choad.’
Alex: ‘Moose and squirrel.’

Snake-job by Ex-Lax July 30, 2008