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georgia lambert 

On the 8th day, God created work. Humanity didn't like work. Why you ask? Because mortals, work sucks a donkeys shlong. So on the 9th day, the wise and all powerful God created Georgia Lambert, the greatest boss in the history of existence. Georgia, through penis jokes and laid-backed-ness, proceeded to make work worth while. Now, Philip could earn money with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand. All was finally well in the universe.
Eric: Man, my boss sucks a fat bag of dicks. I hate work.

Philip: Sucks for you man, my boss tells jokes about bags of dicks and brings beer. Her name you ask? Georgia Lambert.
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Yet another fanciful term - aren't there a lot of 'em? - for a woman's genitalia. Popularized(?) by Terry Southern's pointedly purple and over-the-top (but, IMO, somewhat overrated) 1958 book "Candy". (Imagine Henry Miller writing "Tropic of Cancer" on crack and Spanish Fly...and an empty stomach)
She's got a lamb-pit wetter than this rainforest we're slogging through.
lamb-pit by BWB July 26, 2008
french guy 1: hey look at that guy!

French guy 2: yeah he totally got labeoufed last night!
Labeouf by Jeffeman5000 October 24, 2009

Lamb Maneuver 

Taking a shit in a girl's pussy
Yo man, I just pulled the Lamb maneuver on my girl and she kicked me out!
Lamb Maneuver by J Faust January 24, 2005

Shia Labeouf

The exact moment where you are taking a shit and you fart simultaneously.
I had some mean curry last night. Do you have a toilet brush? Because that toilet needs a serious scrub after my messy Shia Labeouf
Shia Labeouf by tzchworbus March 5, 2014
a way ignorant people group together a bunch of people before you know them. aka predjudice. why judge someone by what music they happen to be listening to when you walk by or what they are wearing? this is a way to give truly unique people a reputation before you even know their name.
Ignorant idiot: Look! That kid's wearing black! They must obvilously be goth!
Me: wtf?! y r u using a label on that poor innocent kid?
label by Cm. November 10, 2006

Lamb of God 

Insane extreme metal band that some dipshits at epic records thought would fare really well among an audience who think slipknot is the heaviest shit in the world.
at least they didnt totally sell out and actually sing.