The Manatee Minute 

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.

Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."

The Manatee Minute by Flyhunter December 16, 2008

Uber-managing 

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)

John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..

Uber-managing by stinkynutz February 3, 2010

Fecal Mange

The unfortunate result of an awkward chocolate sham-póó in which the recipient allows the fecal matter to dry in his/her hair resulting in the appearance of matted, mange.

I was like "Damn, Girl! Don't be tryin to cuddle on me with that nappy ass fecal mange!"

Fecal Mange by Reverend FeltaboyNorthernsert October 14, 2011

purple manatee 

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

purple manatee by mrpacman December 12, 2012

The mange 

Australian slang term for sickness

“You gave me the mange!”
“Sorry mate”

The mange by Context? Who needs context! March 20, 2018

Hoe'manater 

A sandwich eaten by Hoes' In The Road.

I want a Hoe'manater Full Meal Deal for lunch.

Hoe'manater by Queenie P.B.F.H. July 23, 2019

Land Manatee 

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

Land Manatee by TuckerLipsin May 25, 2020