Yes chef, sorry chef 

This is what you say when something isn't up to standard, especially Chef Ramsay's standard.

Gordon: the dog is POOPING on MY LAWN

Me: yes chef, sorry chef

Yes chef, sorry chef by Mimi1308 February 21, 2021

Canadian sorry 

'Canadian sorry' is when you are sorry for something that isn't your fault or you have no control over, such as a friend getting sick or stubbing their toe.

"I can't go, I have a paper due tomorrow."
"I'm sorry. :/"
"That isn't in any way your fault, why are you sorry?"
"I'm canadian sorry."

Canadian sorry by Revan J Malak September 29, 2013

I'm Sorry 

A phrase carelessly thorwn about by people who want to lessen their guilt. Does not actually show that they care about the person they hurt.

"I'm sorry for pushing you" "No youre not"

I'm Sorry by lforpanic February 15, 2010

i'm sorry sex 

when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse

Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.

i'm sorry sex by jay fucks dogs August 4, 2019

I'm Sorry 

A phrase that someone with low self esteem often says. Usually is related with depression and guilt. If someone often apologizes make sure they are okay.

"You're so silly."
"Oh... I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry..."
"For what? You haven't even done anything."

I'm Sorry by MissileOfUncertainty June 11, 2016

Shots 'Til You're Sorry 

Shots 'Til You're Sorry (or STYS) is a commonly used phrase or chant best employed when someone in your fantasy football league fcks something up. The offender has to take a shot of liquor and must apologize to the rest of the league. If the apology isn't heartfelt or legit he or she must take another shot until they are truly sorry. Whether it's going over budget while trying to draft a player in your auction or its spreading league gossip to non-league hos, the only suitable punishment is Shots 'Til You're Sorry.

Gal Pal Daniel, did you really tell Jessica and Karoline about all drgs we did and money we spent in Reno this weekend?? Shots 'Til You're Sorry btch!!!!

Shots 'Til You're Sorry by zaux September 5, 2014

I'm sorry, want a cookie? 

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

I'm sorry, want a cookie? by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009