Starbucksters 

Starbucks people: Stupid yuppies, college people, members of bands who think they're the shit but will never actually make it out of their garage with their music, as well as other people who think it's cool to hang out a t Starbucks and be be social degenerates without realizing it.

1. Lets go throw hot coffee on some Starbucksters on our way to Wal Mart.

2. "Starbucks coffee is pretty good but I never go there because I'm afraid I'll kill all the Starbucksters... and i don't want to go to jail. 1 million dead Strabucksters isn't worth a lifetime in prison".

Starbucksters by Jackette55 November 30, 2009

Starbucks Steve 

An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!

Customer: Hey Steve how you doin?

Starbucks Steve: Good......what's Your name again?

Starbucks Steve by Norahsplaylist June 5, 2010

starbucks shuffle 

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

starbucks shuffle by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

Starbucks savant 

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.

Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.

Starbucks savant by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011

Starbucking 

Starbucking: (v) to meet with others at high-priced, non-alcoholic beverage retailers for random, comfy-couch conversation and people-watching

Hey (insert friend's name)... I feel like Starbucking, wanna come?

Starbucking by Gramr Qween October 27, 2011

Starbucks Virgin 

Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.

The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".

Starbucks Virgin by Builder-o-matic October 1, 2012

starbucks sally

Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.

"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"

starbucks sally by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013