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ANUD (Must be In Capitals) 

A random word that can mean anything from "You're a f#*king retard" to "You look like you want to laugh" to "Ha, i've mis-spelled ANUS"

Used in varied parts of the world, use it today, or your money refunded uncheerfully
ANUD!!! What smells like hootie??

crapitalism 

The collectivist attempt to trash the only moral economic system known to mankind.
Well, yeah. That's what it essentially is.
crapitalism by A equals A April 11, 2005

VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO 

Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.

anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics 

This is a political ideology! Let's tackle it partially:
Anarcho - This means that the ideology believes in no state, also this is a prefix for it to sound cool
Neo - Neo means that this ideology is applied to the modern world
Crypto - This means that the people that believe in this hide that they believe in it
Proto - This means that people that believe in this believe in the ideas that came before National-Bolshevism that helped create it
Capitalist - Well, here it starts to get a little harder. The whole idea of classical Nazbol is that it is communist, however, if we still maintain all the communist things, but allow free trade, voila, we have this
National-Bolshevism - This is an ideology that believes that there should be communist policies... except if you are a jew... or black... or anything other than whatever is the pure race
With western characteristics - This means that this ideology has some influences from the west

Summarizing, someone who believes in this believes that:
There should be no state, there should be socialist polices except the ones that stop free trade and these things only apply to one group, also this person hides that they are this, and believe that the original crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics was still not suited for today.
Ivan: Oh man, I want so much to discriminate against minorities, but the state doesn't let me do this... also, I kind of like communism, but also want free markets! Help me!
Anon: anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics should be your ideology!

Captilism 

When an internet company makes fake profiles to discredit its own product as a means of gauging the control of stock profit.
Wel wit my disleciia I spelll captilism
Captilism by WordyMcTalkyFace December 8, 2021

National Capitalist 

The capitalist counterpart to National Socialists (Nazis), with many ideological similarities due to both being nationalists, especially bigotry and military imperialism. National Capitalists usually deny any similarity with Nazis despite openly admitting to nationalism, but some embrace the similarities even going so far as overtly using Nazi symbols and gestures.
A National Capitalist got 2,868,686 fewer votes than his top opponent in the 2016 United States presidential election.