yer da sells Avon 

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

yer da sells Avon by cutesy pastel living doll August 9, 2018

yer da sells avon 

your da sells avon

YER DA SELLS AVON

yer da sells avon by James Tavernier January 26, 2021

yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

yer a sandwich aff a picnic by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

yer maw sells avon 

it means your mother sells avon products

“shut it ya mad junkie”

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”

yer maw sells avon by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024

Shut yer puss

East coast of Scotland term for "shut up".

Shut yer puss ya dick, or I will knock fuck out of ye.

Shut yer puss by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Smell yer maw 

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.

Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

Smell yer maw by David Mccormacks a pussy June 18, 2020

SHUT'YER MUSH 

A phrase uttered in abject despair as an attempt to arrest further non-sensical commentary by the genuinely clueless.

Oh, it's obvious that everything happens for 'a reason' , that god is in the trees and that the universe wants you to have anything you desire!!
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH

SHUT'YER MUSH by YAWA May 3, 2018