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Slim Jim Wrapper 

I’m in the middle of two guys in one bed with a ton of slim jim wrappers....
Nice!
Slim Jim Wrapper by missymosie February 26, 2012

Muffin came out da wrapper

Condition that happens when a man or woman wearing tight clothing that hides a muffin top bends over or otherwise uncovers the bare muffin top for the world to see.
Dude 1: Bro what's so funny, why you spit your drink out?

Dude 2: Dang man, that thick girl over there just leaned over to grab the mustard and the muffin came out da wrapper. That shit is gross!

plain white wrapper

An unmarked police car with a radar gun. Also known as a Hemorrhoid with a Polaroid, or Kojack with a Kodak.
"Careful on your way in to town, there is a plain white wrapper sitting beside the road checking speeds"
plain white wrapper by Meatman128 October 1, 2013

Mullet wrapper 

Any number of mostly Southern coastal newspapers containing mostly inane editorial information.

They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.
What does the local mullet wrapper have to say about the road construction on Main St?
Mullet wrapper by Bigfish2050500 August 14, 2009

towel wrapper 

A derogatory word used to describe someone who wears a turban.
This person is usually of Middle Eastern descent.
Go back to Iraq you towel wrapper!
towel wrapper by jnando January 27, 2006

ass wrapper 

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.
John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.
ass wrapper by Coach P July 13, 2006