Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.

-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)

Sorted out for E's and Wizz by sergio jose da silva April 26, 2011

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Tizzy Wizz Wozz

A Style of attire which involves a lot of pink, fluff, chains etc. Associated with large American women.

"Should we get her this long dress?"
"She is more into tizzy wizz wozz though."

Tizzy Wizz Wozz by MilkTub November 23, 2019

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widow wizz

When you have to take a piss so bad ,your wiener burns like you have a venereal disease and you feel like you're going to die.

Painful urination caused by Urethritis,an inflammation of the urethra. The main symptom is dysuria, which is painful or difficult urination.

Man, I took one hell of a Widow wizz ! I better go see a urologist tomorrow.

widow wizz by vernervonburner July 7, 2010

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