Wire Orgy 

A collection of usually three or more sets of wires that have managed to entangle themselves in absurdly complicated knot that usually leaves the user of said wires in a state of rage and frustration. Extraction of the wires can waste valuable minutes of life and n00b fragging of the poor soul who attempts said extraction.

Oh god, look at this wire orgy. There's no way we'll be able to play Mario Kart now.

Wire Orgy by Saxasylum August 23, 2010

Wire Fu 

what lames call hung fu

When we were leaving the theatre after seeing that movie 'Slouchin' Liger Skid and Drag-on' this lame behind me was like 'That was some awesome Wire Fu!'... so I showed him what Hung Fu is all about and delivered a triple axle roundhouse kick to the side of his dome, but only after I hovered in mid-air for about 2 and a half seconds.

Wire Fu by Bonnie -aka: Bonita DLP -aka: Pony Power February 15, 2005

WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

WIRE SPIDER by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009

wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

wire wizard by gnostic1 October 21, 2010

Wire Hanger 

That funny shaped metal object that people use to hang up clothes

That metal object, when straightened out, which is used as an optional abortion tool

When unbent, the most versatile tool for unlocking a car.

Timmy:"I need to hang my clothes up, on this hanger"

ex.2
Jack:"my wife is pregnant"
Dominic:"Don't worry, I have a wire hanger"
Wife:"OH SHIT"

Wire Hanger by Napkinholder March 1, 2009

wire zoom 

Get wired over Zoom basically.

“What you doing tonight mate?”

“Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”

wire zoom by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020

wire hose clamp 

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.

Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever

wire hose clamp by lammonoski February 12, 2008