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B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars 

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
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Turd on a white rag 

Elisabeth: Let's paint this room purple with yellow stripes!
Tom: That's going to look like a Turd on a White Rag!

Have a pull on the White Owl 

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars
Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl

talking to Ralph on the white telephone 

Vomiting most profusely.
Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

knight on a white charger 

Knight On A White Charger is a synonym for Knight In Shining Armour it gives no definition or explanation when you click on the synonym and brings you straight back to Knight In Shining Armour.
Person A: ‘Hey there is this weird thing on google with the synonym Knight On A White Charger. It just brings you back to to Knight In Shining Armour’
Person B: ‘WAIT! Knight On A White Charger?! PFFFTT— AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA’

white knuckle ride on the skin bus

'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'

sittin on the white house 

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.