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The Whipple Effect

The Whipple Effect is the gross misuse of time and resources in lieu of the obvious easy solution. This is often seen in television newsrooms. The perpetrator often is short and skinny with a mustache (IE he looks like Mr Whipple). His past experiences are marketed to the victims as "he knows everything".
Jack: "Why are there 5 photographers at this press conference?"
Jim: " Mr Whipple sent them all."
Jack: "Damn that's the Whipple effect right there!"
The Whipple Effect by Why fool? August 19, 2010

mr whipple 

Sellers who will burn in ebay hell for crimes against the community.
Sellers who don't send what they list. Sellers who lie about an items condition. Sellers who expect you to pay to correct their mistakes. Sellers who make you wonder if ebay gives a dam. Mr whipple is the main reason mikie the yorkie dropped ebay.
mr whipple by mikie the yorkie March 9, 2008

chipple my whipple 

Chipple my whipple means tickle my baby, but it sound oddly dirty.
guy1: "Whats up homosexual pig"
guy2: "chipple my whipple dirtbag"

nipple whipple 

Squeezing, flicking, pinching, or any sort of irritation or discomfort to nipples. See titty twister or purple nurple for more information.
Ouch! That girl just gave me a nipple whipple!
nipple whipple by TEBfan June 25, 2008

Miss Whipple 

She is the worst fucken teacher you will ever have or meet.She is the most old stubborn strict grumpy ugly fat bossy and she will find any reason even the most stupidest reason ever to get you into trouble or to just get mad at you. She is probably the BIGGEST bitch you will ever meet she's such a cunt and she gets PIST off at everything and she would strangle anyone if she could
New kid: hey who's that teacher over their
Students: SHE IS THE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER MEET
Miss Whipple: DETENTION NOW
Miss Whipple by Janine January 19, 2020

Jizz Whipple 

The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.
Would Jizz Whipple on that?
or
I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!