Homemade sweater vest 

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

Homemade sweater vest by Lizflint April 13, 2016

thomas vest 

The most motivated battle hardened Marine legal assistance has ever seen. His motivation and dedication to the corps is only superceeded by his love of pounding vajayjay. The future SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.

At night Chuck Norris checks under his bed for PFC Thomas Vest.

thomas vest by Lance Colonel of the LCpl Udgr October 22, 2008

Menno-vest 

Fashion:

A vest worn by the notorious 'Menno' from Capelle a/d Ijssel, Holland. A genuine Menno-vest should be worn more than 5 subsequent parties, and there has to be picture proof. The only known color is black.

Combined with a dress shirt with a blockprint, you are sure to be the shining light of every party.

Go to www.pp2g.com Members: 'menno-vest' to see pictures of a genuine menno-vest.

Menno-vest by Mennoo April 14, 2007

safety vest 

a person that is unreasonable horny, to the point of wanting to bang a random possibly nonexistent person in a walmart parking lot that the met on an anonymous chat board.

safety vest is a horny man.
there goes safety vest again… I really hope that dude doesnt get an STD.

safety vest by chastityismylife August 31, 2021

Sleeves out of my vest 

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.

Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.

Sleeves out of my vest by HummusLover May 31, 2011

suicide vest 

traditional clothing of a muslim

Achmet: Mohammed look at this new suicide vest i got

suicide vest by Pu$$y slayer 420 360 69 January 23, 2017

Eston vest 

The eston vest aka Graham Stewart Middlesbroughs hardest scaffolder, the man with 75 vests and 18 shell suits and walks around with the coat hanger still in them all.

Are you as hard as eston vest

Eston vest by Purple akey May 19, 2021