utilityologist 

A person who does a forensic audit of a business' last 5 years of utility bills at no cost to them.

Rick, the Utilityologist just got me thousands of dollars back from the Utility company

utilityologist by PJ LeTip July 4, 2018

utilitous

adj.

useful for intended purpose; the property of having utility; functional.

Due to improvements in design, the prototype is now utilitous.

Johnny's new crutches are much more utilitous than the last.

The mule was very utilitous until his unfortunate demise.

utilitous by Chicken Pizza January 30, 2019

utiliffiti 

Colorful, rune-like, hand-drawn markings that indicate the presence of current or future public utilities underneath on pavement or asphalt.

The utiliffiti spread out across the corner and intersection, portending water lines and electrical cables with an inadvertently artistic flair.

utiliffiti by fabralind January 25, 2022

utility cock 

Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.

"Hey Jess, you seeing Marc again tonight?"

"Yeah, he's sort of like my utility cock if you will."

utility cock by BonerDonor December 4, 2009

Utilitarianism 

A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.

People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.

Utilitarianism by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Utilize 

(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying "go to the bathroom," or "take a piss." Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.

Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!

Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?

ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!

Utilize by Pacc man September 10, 2016

Utility Shit

When you take a dump and its all Water and Gas.

Oh man I just took a mean utility shit.

Utility Shit by RiotStu April 29, 2008