A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large
brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but
will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the
day and depends on other people getting it
mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and
will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it
will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own
poop and
will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It
will commonly only wear tighty whities and
will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat
will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!
Two men go into a public
bathroom:
Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt
flush!
Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.
Man 1: A two faced what?!
Man 2: Shhh if you shout its
name it may hear and become enraged!
