house-trained 

adj. Used to describe a man who has been sufficiently trained so that you can allow him in your house

"C'mon, baby, let me come up."

"No, you haven't been house-trained yet."

house-trained by Xool314 September 25, 2012

trannequin 

a mannequin that looks like a shemale...

That store uses trannequins.

trannequin by AlstoPace March 30, 2007

Young, Cool and Tanned 

Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could say, amongst other idiotic things (like "era una carineria!!", "I was just being nice and friendly!!")

Comedian: "I am older than him, I will give him some advice"
35 Millions Italians: "Oh My God"
Comedian: "he is Young, Cool and Tanned"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US!"
Comedian: ""I was just being nice and friendly, and if you don't understand this you all are communists dumbasses!"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US, but send troops and find who voted him! SAVE US!"

Young, Cool and Tanned by Babel March 23, 2009

Freight Trained 

When an unsuspecting animal dog,cat,deer or other, runs out into a street or highway. The said animal running with tunnel vision of only the other side of the road, gets hammered by the car/truck never seeing it coming. The animal usually get killed or severly injured to the point it wishes it was dead. Damage usually is done to the car/truck and there is always a large bang/yelping noise,with much blood and gore.

dude 1 : Did you see that dog that running around?

dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!

Freight Trained by TV CAR September 30, 2010

trannedy 

A tragic tranny. When a tranny has done it all wrong.

"Hey gurl, oh my god, did you see that trannedy walk through the door. It looks like my little brother hit the MAC counter and cache."

trannedy by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

Tanned Albert 

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.

Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip

Tanned Albert by zuggerpest October 15, 2018

tanneder 

Tanneder “ when a person thinks they have a tan and someone more tanned comes along and destroys their dreams”

I was thinking I got tanned from sitting in the sun all day but my already tanned friend sat in the sun for a minute & now he’s tanneder than I am

tanneder by Caramel&Vanilla June 25, 2020