house-trained 

adj. Used to describe a man who has been sufficiently trained so that you can allow him in your house

"C'mon, baby, let me come up."

"No, you haven't been house-trained yet."

house-trained by Xool314 September 25, 2012

horse trainer 

Someone who solves problems you never knew existed in ways that will blow your mind.

"Why did that horse trainer throw a ball that looks like it's from Rocket League at the horse?"
"idk bro"

horse trainer by UnixTM December 27, 2022