Touched spaghet 

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

Touched spaghet by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

touched cloth 

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

touched cloth by slash4 August 9, 2020

Touched out 

When you want to punch your toddler in the face and your women's self defense training comes to the front of your mind when your husband grabs your ass.

A touched out mom isn't good for anyone. Wean your damn 2 year old and ask your husband to whack off for a few days.

Touched out by Stan K. Phartz July 12, 2016

Touched cloth 

To Have your shit touch your pants.

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.

Touched cloth by Josh_S September 16, 2008

touched by an angel 

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

touched by an angel by graygoon January 12, 2010

touched the floor 

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

touched the floor by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

touched by the d 

1. Someone who has down syndrome.

2. Someone who looks like they have down syndrome.

1."A bus lot of them came last night, all touched by the d"

2."Look at him, he looks like he's been touched by the D"

touched by the d by Fleece March 16, 2007