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tore a burger 

When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.
Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?

Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.

Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!
tore a burger by AJKazooie August 25, 2019
Related Words

tore it out the frame 

To beat the pussy up so good
Ya she came over last night and I tore it out the frame again!

tore up from the floor up 

adj. Describes an ugly girl. see two-bagger
That girl was tore up from the floor up, yo! Why did you set me up with her?

tore up from the floor up 

Being so drunk or high that even your toes have a buzz!!!
Man at the bar last nite I was tore up from the floor up!!!

tore up the carpet 

had sex all night aggressively
my body is sore because i tore up the carpet last night
tore up the carpet by 167msr March 14, 2014

tore up from da floor up 

a woman who wrecks her appear from years of hard drug use and other "wear and tear"
Larry: What do you think of Samantha?
Juan: yo dat chick tore up from da floor up you trippin 3 kids, tubes tied, 30s, smokes dope, been smokin dope
Larry: She used to look decent
(poor Larry hasn't seen Samantha in the last 15 years, just her pre dope ho pictures)