Soosh Toots

The high pitched ginger farts you get after eating sushi.

After a sushi lunch break, the conference room smelled like Soosh Toots.

Soosh Toots by DavesofRlives November 17, 2015

Nutri-Toots 

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

Nutri-Toots by fartman_ April 2, 2009

Lazlo Toots 

The famous saxophone player from wiltshire, UK. Featuring in such bands as The Aladdins, UUUD and of course, Bert's Apple Crumble - famously named after an anal sex act

Uuud - "i HAVE YOUR FACE!"
The Aladdins "he walked off stage once and quit on their first and last ever show. What a legend"
Bert's Apple Crumble "Look at the naked one playing saxophone! Its Lazlo Toots!"

Lazlo Toots by Charles Urigellar Nigel Timms August 27, 2008

Doody Toots 

An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.

Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.

No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.

Doody Toots by unitedstains September 12, 2013

predoody toots 

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

predoody toots by melissa anne June 16, 2007

Monkey Toots 

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

Monkey Toots by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

whipping toots 

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.

That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.

whipping toots by Rootsthatclutch January 27, 2022