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therapy song 

song meant to help the listener and/or the singer.
therapy song:

you are floating on a cloud
It is the perfect temperature
you have no desires
but if you did you would not have the urge to fulfill them
therapy song by myguitar'sbroken January 16, 2010

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels 

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.
Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

Therapy Call 

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.
“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call”
Therapy Call by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018

Therapy hotline 

A hotline show made by a retard called Robert W. Coomer, that gives you free therapy
that faggot Robert Coomer hung up on me on the last Therapy hotline.

Therapy Session(s) 

Time spent with your friends conversating and discussing all aspects of life while partaking in the consumption of specific illicit substances for extended periods of time, See also Crackhead Sundays.
Jeff really needed his therapy session(s) this weekend since spending time sober in the suburbs has made him feel confined and restricted beyond his control.

Therapy Hangover 

When you’re mentally drained after a therapy session and feel like you’re hungover
That session gave me a therapy hangover. I need sleep.
Therapy Hangover by Enzo0601 January 29, 2021