The Patty Wagon 

The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.

"Michael sent the patty wagon Jennas' way after the party last night for $1,000 each"

The Patty Wagon by Michael Lange August 19, 2006

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

the jizz wagon by bob jones March 19, 2005

The Shaggin Wagon 

A red Jeep Grand Cherokee located in the town of Louisville, MS, and the surrounding county. Complete with water bed, disco ball, fuzzy dice, and battle scars from too much banging i.e. the door panel is falling off, the doors don't lock, and none of the windows roll down.

There goes Matzek in The Shaggin Wagon.

Whoa dude! I just saw your girl in The Shaggin Wagon!

Ok boys, pile your drunk asses in The Shaggin Wagon, we're headed to the after party.

The Shaggin Wagon by MEEE (and your mom) March 23, 2011

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

Driving the banter wagon by Gravvers March 3, 2009

Riding The Singularity Wagon 

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

Riding The Singularity Wagon by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

Wagon across the Walrus 

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).

1-
*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

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"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen

Wagon across the Walrus by Holygiant December 7, 2009

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon 

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011