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The Swinging Pendulums 

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
The Swinging Pendulums by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
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The SwingLine 

When doing a chick from behind, or "doggie-style", reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, "donkey punch style" and conclude by showing her your "O face", as in OFFICE SPACE.(This maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)
"I did the swingline on your mom last night. It took almost an hour to remove all the staples"

the swinging arm 

punch thrown in rugby game disguised as a tackle. Similar to clothesline
"he came into the tackle with a swinging arm"
the swinging arm by Pete January 20, 2004

Fresh off the swings 

Someone who is acting child'ish. Or someone who is not of legal age.
Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.

OR

Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!

the swingy dooberry 

A sex position that entails throwing berry at each genitalia while viciously making out and then finishing by eating the excess juice from the berries off of your partner's cunt and/or dick.
Did you hear about Brad and Angelina? Yeah, I heard they did the Swingy Dooberry.

Getting High on the Swings 

1. Smokin weed while swingin.

2. A phrase someone says to a pothead friend who wants weed but literally swinging high.
2.
Matt: Aaron we're getting high on the swings wanna come?

Aarom: No effing way! I'll be there with the mari j.

Brad: Ya we are gonna get like ten feet up in the air dude!!!!

Jason: Then JUMP!!!!

Aaron: Awwwww

Nailing the shingle 

When you are getting a blow job and right when you are about to finish you smack her on the head like you are nailing in the last shingle
Stacey is so good at BJ’s that I thumped her on the head, like I was nailing the shingle on a roof , just so she knew how awesome she was at it.