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Shrimp on the barbie 

Alright fucken listen here bud. If u think us Aussies say ‘throw a shrimp on the barbie’ YOUR FUCKEN WRONG. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHRIMP. For your information it’s called a “prawn”. Get that through your thick skull cunt
Non Australian:”let’s throw a few shrimp on the barbie?”
Yeh mate Aussie:“ fucken nah Let’s cook some fucken prawns mate I’m starving
Shrimp on the barbie by @pornhub? February 17, 2019

Lets put another shrimp on the barbie 

When either a stupid yank or pommy tries to be australian. By the time they have said it the aussie should have snapped the touro.
pommy: put another shrimp on the barbie
aussie: snaps him

Shrimp on the Barbie 

When a midget "dates" a tall skinny blonde, and cums on her.
Jimmy brought a blonde home from the bar last night, and he threw some shrimp on the Barbie.

shrimp on the barby 

To place a peice of meat, normally a nice prawn, on a barbecue. Used as a common saying in Australia.
Bloke 1. "Oi mate, chuck another shrimp on the barby im bloody hungry"

Bloke 2. "No worries cobber...ah shit, the barbys cactus mate, she aint gona cook to well on ere, we'll have to get the backup barby out mate."

Bloke 1: "No worries mate, do what ya gota do i just need that tucker in me now cob. Cheers mate, want another beer mate?"
shrimp on the barby by dah_man_ben October 13, 2006

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text