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The British Difference 

1.The elements of so-called "British speak" that make Brits sound so much cooler to Americans.
2.Difference in humor among Americans and Brits.
1. American: That party was awesome, but now I feel like shit, man! I'm gonna go crash.
Brit: That party was ace, but now I feel absolutely shit. I'm pissing off home to have a kip.

Observer #1 :That second guy sounds way cooler.
Observer #2: That's the british difference.

2. American #1: I didn't understand the jokes on that BBC show last night.
American #2: Me neither; it must have been the british difference

Doin' The Britney 

It's when you see someone dancing and singing along to a song but you can't hear them singing. Usually done at traffic lights when people don't know that they're being watched. It's lipsyncing in reverse. Named after a performer who is renowned lipsyncing and dancing to her songs.
I was stopped at the traffic lights and this chic pulled up behind me. I looked in the rearview and she was Doin' the Britney, She was grooving about, waving her hands and singing to a song. I couldn't help but have a good laugh.
Doin' The Britney by Dirtyhound November 15, 2009

the british play 

What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.
Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.

Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.

the brittany 

the act of fucking a girl in the butt then having her poop in your mouth while wearing animal print.
I am planning on doing the brittany with Michaela tonight. ;D

you doing the britney 

make the same mistake more than once" you did it again"
female says: I called my ex

other female says why " you doing the britney", again and again

The Britney Phenomenon 

An inevitable event that happens to all males during the adolescent period in which they encounter a female who has time for everything except them. The term was coined from the infamous Travis/Britney incident of '06 which left 56 dead, 34 injured, and crippled a young child.
"Dude, she already had plans for the weekend with this Greg guy. I guess thats the Britney Phenomenon."