Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

by LukeLombard December 19, 2008

Tequila San-rise

(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.

-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.

by mhibma July 17, 2006

Tequila guerrilla

A big, huge bar fight between drunk people, like in the old spaghetti western movies, very often acclimated in a filthy southern/southwestern bar or in the mexican border.

-Dude, the last night some drunk tejanos came to the bar, and after drinking lots of shots they started a big bar riot.

-Wow, that must have been a serious Tequila guerrilla, like in Wayne's movies.

by Rodkor July 8, 2012

Tequila boy

The person in the room who has been designated to grab drinks for others. Pertains to any gender. Should be wearing white shorts and preferably no shirt but isn't necessary.

"Tequila boy, make me another drink!"

by kristyjuana August 4, 2019

Tequila Rose

tequila rose is an alcoholic beverage that taste like a strawberry milkshake. you can't taste the alcohol. its a guarantee hang over with pink puke.

Lets get some alcohol
how about a bottle of tequila rose?
yeah that black bottle with the pink on it!!?
yup yup. :P

by mandi kiddo February 8, 2009

Tequila Goggles

When your eyes transform (not literally) after about 6 shots of tequila, and any human in yo sheets is fine.

Every mongoloid she had ever brought home was due to the tequila goggles she wore on previous hammadrunk nights.

by lalalaPOW October 6, 2010

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008