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Television is awsome
television by bigalo January 30, 2009
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Patient: Doctor i got eye cancer from watching too much TV.
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you
television by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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television by King Jmandude April 25, 2005
television
The source which a slow but effective process if emmited out of. It is a method of hypnotizing young teens, but not all, so which the government can fool most into thinking that there really is such thing as freedom. They'll come to get me now that their plot is out...but you must know! The truth is out there...their always watching...always...I have to go into hiding now...but beware! It's all a conspiracy!
Beware the television...
television by MizJackson4Real March 6, 2003
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television by Simple Shit April 18, 2008
Television
An invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
"The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
-David Frost
-David Frost
Television by Mertown July 3, 2007
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Un-biased definition: A device invented in the very early 1950s that enables someone (usually a news agency or entertainment company) to broadcast information instantaneously from a tower to a receiver in the homes of the people.
Biased definition: The most common tool used by those in power to have the people waste their precious free time by sitting on a couch, not thinking a single heretical thought.
Biased definition: The most common tool used by those in power to have the people waste their precious free time by sitting on a couch, not thinking a single heretical thought.
You watch eighteen hours of television a day, and then you notice that those eighteen hours you could have been spent attempting to end the injustices in the world. But it's too late for that now. Now go back and watch Glenn Beck and beat off.
television by Self-important teenager August 8, 2010