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Tandem Shitting 

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.
Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".
Tandem Shitting by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012
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Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'
The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!
Tadger by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010
A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.
"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".
tadger by Paul Ritchie April 27, 2008
Not to be confused with "Teageun," Taegeun was an early 21st century surrealist spoken word poet. He was known (and widely respected among artists and gamers everywhere) for uttering early 21st century gamer parlance up into the late 2010's. (After which such terminology was widely replaced with twitch chat speak.)

Examples include terms such as: "Gg" & "ez" where the phrase would be re-uttered two to three times.
"Man did you see Teageun popping off on mercy last night?"

"Nah man, Teageun is a mercy one trick. I was watching Taegeun, he's better. He verbally abuses one tricks in Overwatch match chat."

"Oh true. Gg ez"
Taegeun by DigitalNik January 24, 2019

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant 

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

search tangent

When using an online search engine, you see something more interesting that causes you to follow trails unrelated to what you came to search for. Sometimes you forget what you meant to look up in the first place.
Pete: Did you find those instructions on how to make functional battle spears from old rake handles?

Me: Uh, no. Sorry. I went on a search tangent and forgot. But check out these pix of Britney.
search tangent by GT88 December 9, 2008