shiftless bastard 

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

shiftless bastard by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012

Urban Sweetness 

1-(noun)-the act of (in steps):
1) Make several hot girls think you like him
2) Hope that one of them starts to like you back. if so, proceed to (3)
3) Lead them on one day
4) Go up to their lockers and say "hi" in the most monotone voice possible, act like you think they are the biggest bitch alive and that you hate them in your tone of voice
5) after she says "hi" back, walk away laughing
6) laugh at the rumours going around about how you are an asshole

2 - (verb) - the execution of the 1

That bitch is stuck up, I'm about to urban sweetness that bitch!

The best day in high school was when i pulled an urban sweetness on the hottest girl in the school

Urban Sweetness by xT29x February 3, 2009

shitness 

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

shitness by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

shiftless 

a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.

e.e. cummings wrote many of his poems in the shiftless style, using no upper-case letters at all.

shiftless by samuel ross August 24, 2005

Sweetnesstrocity  

Really fricken' cool, awesome or wicked - the Best type of sweetness there is with a velocty of trocity!

People that have time are so "Sweetnesstrocity "

Sweetnesstrocity by C-MAN & K-DAWG October 28, 2008

swifties 

People who kin and love Taylor Swift's songs

Hi, are you one of them swifties?
Ofc!

swifties by Robloxian :> November 27, 2022

Shiftless Snork 

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.

You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Shiftless Snork by hotwings25 May 8, 2013