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Stanked Up 

The thick, pungent left behind smells of a hot, sweaty, mungy ass sex session. Usually left behind in your room, dorm or car. A dead give away to the trained and experienced nostril like your mom's.
Although Carl told his mom he was doing homework with Cassie, the stanked up room was a dead giveaway that more than their lessons had been worked on.
Stanked Up by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
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lens spanker 

A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.
*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*

(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI
lens spanker by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker 

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

Cock-Spanked 

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

Shanked downtown 

"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"

skankersore 

1. A herpie, scabie, lice, STD or any other physical ailment of a disease transmitted from direct contact with a person displaying skank like qualities.

2. A term describing someone who is annoying, vulgar, or generally revolting such as an STD or disease transmitted from a skank would be.
1. Damn it! What happens in Vegas evidently doesn't always stay in Vegas cause those 2 dolla hookers gave me Skankersores!

2. If you don't stop acting like a skankersore, you will never get the ladies!
skankersore by goatofcolors January 6, 2007

deer shanked 

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.
deer shanked by Picnic Face April 2, 2008