ring stretcher 

australian slang term for a bicycle.

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh

ring stretcher by splinter barberino January 9, 2006

stretcher 

a gun; meaning to "stretch" you or lay you out.

I pulled the stretcher on the nigga; i had the stretcher by my side

stretcher by Andre Young March 19, 2005

sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

sphincter stretcher by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

nut stretcher 

When someone attatchs weights to their nuts in order to stretch them out.

I would like my nuts to touch my ass so I use weights for a nut stretcher.

nut stretcher by Don B July 31, 2008

rectum stretcher 

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

rectum stretcher by brownsound October 5, 2004

stretcher 

to get just unbelievably wasted to the point where you cannot walk and need to be taken out on an actual stretcher

"Man, i was so stretchered last night. What did I do?

stretcher by Brett Scheifele January 17, 2009

hole stretcher 

A man with an extremely large unit that causes female genitalia to be left looser than before, after engaging in sexual intercourse.

With a tool like that, Omar is known around town as the hole stretcher. In fact, he mounted Peggy last night and now she needs 16 stitches to stop the bleeding.

hole stretcher by gwilly102 April 7, 2009