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Steiner’s Attack 

An attack that would save us all

(Downfall)
“Dont worry, Steiner’s attack will save us.”
The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.
Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!
sterned by Stern Lover March 19, 2008

steinhorse

when you shit, ejaculate and piss in a trophy won at a horse race, mix it up then pour it on a girls back to act as a saddle and ride her around.
Seabiscuit is winning! I wonder if the jockey will use the trophy to steinhorse his wife.
When a intoxicated individual is sitting on the toilet making a bowel movement and proceeds to vomit on their own genitals
"AWW fark'n gross....ya dropped a stewney in ma toilet"

"yeah well what woud ya prefer to clean up....shit or vomit?"
Stewney by skheaze February 18, 2011

Layne Stein 

The majestic Jewish soft-spoken tall Carrot Lord of beatboxing
“Who’s that a capella dude you like?”
Oh, that’s Layne Stein.”
Layne Stein by HellaMcCartney November 22, 2021

Stegner Fellowesque 

1. no adjectives, no adverbs. no beauty of language. no nabokov. no updike. marginal shit. often about homosexual relationships.
2. a clique of marginal writers who don't believe in adjectives nor adverbs. Usually shepherded by a relatively well-known author whose outsized ego has plucked them to be passable to teach intro workshops but without enough talent to ever eclipse him.
3.work published in thick-papered journals with cryptic names.

This story told from the perspective of a lesbian angel who now works as a cook at a camp in wyoming for kids with skin diseases and also has an epistolary correspondence with her puerto rican roommates mother, whom she is advising on suicide, strikes me as very stegner fellowesque.