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An area in Tower Hamlets that is over-populated by Bengalis...which makes it the finest place of London's eastend...however, due to the gradual increase in Somalian people, this may not be so becos nobody likes Smellians...
"sling yer 'ook outta Stepney u fackin Smellians"
Stepney by 5m0k3y July 15, 2007

Stepney rascals 

Stepney rascals is another name for your testicals
I got kicked in the Stepney rascals, I’ve got quite a bad rash on my Stepney rascals

Stepney All Saints 

A dogshit school filled with stupid motherfuckers who don't know anything. The headteacher is another wanker who has his priorities in the wrong places. There are a few sick teachers but for the most part, they're shit

A Church school filled with Asians, what more could you ask for. They need to realise there's more to the school then trying to suck up to the education board with a great appearance and shitty teaching
Person 1: Man I can't wait to leave Stepney All Saints, that place was a shithole worth nothing
Person 2: Don't lie though, you gonna miss them peng tings you always talk about
Person 1: Nah, they're clapped anyways. I need to go learn something fr
Stepney All Saints by ADSAM BITCH January 31, 2021

stepney weasel 

an Ecstasy Tablet, a pill, a round'un...
''Ere mate know where i can get any stepney weasels?''
stepney weasel by Alex Wright October 12, 2005

sentual stewey 

the art of "tossing salad" on a man multiple times during a bukaki
"oh my god i cant believe he just did a sentual stewey to that guys ass!"
sentual stewey by buffet monster March 23, 2008
Exo-skeleton of a cockroach, brain of a human, metabolism of a hummingbird and pincers of a pistol shrimp. Survival instincs of a tardigrade and political beliefs of a nazi. He's the fastest draw in the west and an all round good chap. Handsome too! Ladies love a Stepney.
Wow, did you see that Stepney walk past just then?
Stepney by Steppers2 October 10, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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