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Nerd Stampede 

A large drove of nerds entering panic when:
-Someone has made a typographical error.
-There are updates released for MMO games.
-Someone posts porn on their message board.
-Someone says "sport" out loud.
Nerd Stampede:
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 24 | Topic views: 353
*someone posts porn and gets banned*
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 1256 | Topic views: 22681
Nerd Stampede by Politixxx July 27, 2010

sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere
-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
sock stampede by walcott August 20, 2008

Calgary Stampede 

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .
"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"
Calgary Stampede by Muffinzz September 9, 2011

Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
Vagina Stampede by WtF#? September 27, 2010

Alabama Stampede 

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death
Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede

Lemonade Stampede 

Similar to "when life gives you lemons make lemonade"

Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.
"I have too much homework that I feel too anxious to even finish one"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"
Lemonade Stampede by UncleRody March 1, 2021