Squirtle! 

It used to be what this turtle pokemon would yell in a hoarse voice when it squirted water out of it's mouth. Now, it what you yell when you shoot your load into a girl, preferably imitating the hoarse, messed up yet triumphant tone of the turtle pokemon as your dick, squirtle-like, shoots it's fire fighting fluid.

girl: Oh Baby, that feels so good, please don't shoot into me!
guy: Squirtle!
girl: Fuck, you are retarded. And now you are going to be a daddy.

Squirtle! by mr. squirter April 16, 2010

Squirted

When a girl is in the middle of an orgasm that she squirts cum out her pussy

"jane, I squirted 5 meters last night"
"Anna, well I squirted 6

Squirted by Thechavman September 23, 2019

squirtle-squirtle

A word used to substitute "shut up". This has dervied from men who used to play pokemon, a popular tv-show. They were tired of one of their friends talking and they said "squirtle-squirtle."

"Yo squirtle-squirtle!!!!!!!"

"Yo squirtle-squirtle b***h!!!!!!!!!

squirtle-squirtle by Omar Jones April 6, 2008

Squirtleing 

when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.

Max:Dude, whats squirtleing.
Lucas: Bro, you don't know, it's when you're fucking your girl but you accidentally or purposely take a fat piss all over her and in her. Then you yell, you don't have enough badges to train me.

Squirtleing by lil guillermo April 9, 2019

Squirtle 

When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces.

Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me!
Person A:Suck shit!

Squirtle by XenonNe May 8, 2013

Dirty squirreled 

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

Dirty squirreled by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

Hershey Squirties

When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.

"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"

Hershey Squirties by MadMaz001 March 18, 2022