Stooling 

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

Stooling by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

Kangaroo Spooning 

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

Kangaroo Spooning by kingblingdong April 27, 2010

Hate-Spooging 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

Hate-Spooging by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010

Email spoofing 

The email version of a prank call.

There is a prank website where you email spoofing someone's email address.

Email spoofing by GKDR2 March 3, 2019

spooding 

the act of spooning in the nude

"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"

spooding by Gentleman Scholars January 4, 2009

Aggressive Spooning 

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.

Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.

Aggressive Spooning by Dinde October 14, 2008

Spooning 

Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.

Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah

Spooning by nichosal December 20, 2013